Colorado politics, now in sticker form

Stick It to Phil.

Phil Weiser wants a promotion. We turned the punchlines into stickers. 15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional.

Parody poster of Phil Weiser as a hot dog over the Colorado mountains: a weiner making Colorado weaker
  • Stickers with opinions
  • 5 stickers for $20: code 5FOR20
  • 15% of profits to Keep Colorado Constitutional
  • Stick it to Phil
  • Parody, not a campaign

How it started

A Sticker Shop With a Point

PhuckPhil is parody with a point. Campaign ads tell you who Phil is. We'd rather talk about what he's done in public office, and sell a few stickers along the way.

Phuck Phil was started to call attention to concerns about Phil Weiser’s record and what critics see as repeated violations of Coloradans’ constitutional rights. The movement also opposes using Colorado taxpayer resources on costly legal battles against the federal government and argues that Colorado needs a governor focused on protecting citizens’ rights and serving the state, not partisan courtroom fights.

The sticker drop

Pick Your Sticker

Stickers first. T-shirts and coffee mugs are planned.

See the Whole Shop

Where the Money Goes

15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional, a citizen-led coalition working on constitutional issues in Colorado.

Visit Keep Colorado Constitutional

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

(fair questions, honestly)

What is PhuckPhil?

PhuckPhil is a political parody shop about Colorado politics, aimed squarely at Phil Weiser's record as a politician. Read what the movement stands for on The Movement page.

Is this Phil Weiser's website?

Nope. PhuckPhil is parody and political commentary. It isn't affiliated with, authorized or endorsed by Phil Weiser or his campaign.

What can I buy here?

Stickers, to start. T-shirts and coffee mugs are planned. Everything for sale is in the Shop.

What kind of stickers are they?

Glossy vinyl stickers made for laptops, notebooks and other smooth indoor surfaces (they're not waterproof). Most are cut around the shape of the design, and the size is listed on each product.

Where does the money go?

15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional, a citizen-led coalition working on constitutional issues in Colorado. See where 15% goes.

Where do you ship?

Anywhere in the US. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Say It With a Sticker.

Cheaper than a billboard. Louder than a yard sign.

Shop Stickers

Stickers with opinions. Stick it to Phil.

PhuckPhil is parody and political commentary. Not affiliated with, authorized or endorsed by Phil Weiser, Dan Rubinstein, or any campaign or government office.

Where 15% Goes

15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional.

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